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SnailMoon Founders Arrested For Being Too Slow

Law enforcement made the arrest after a brisk 45-second bicycle chase.

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Apr 25, 2024 — 1 min read

Today, the Securities and Exchange Commission and local law enforcement announced the arrest of SnailMoon founders Brian and Snailtoshi.

After hearing of the arrest, SnailMoon holders were frantically checking to see if the $SNM liquidity was actually locked for the promised 7 years (now 6).

According to reports, the pair had been working so slowly that many presumed they had died.

Law enforcement made the arrest after a brisk 45-second bicycle chase outside SnailMoon headquarters.

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