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Local Man Buys All-Time High Despite Several Warnings From Himself
After a 10-second discussion with himself, local man decided $SHIT was the best financial decision.
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After a 10-second discussion with himself, local man decided $SHIT was the best financial decision.
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SnailMoon has never even heard of SafeMoon according to the team.
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"If you'd seen my 40,000+ shitcoin transactions in Metamask, you'd understand."
$SNM
The record was celebrated by the four people still active in the Telegram chat.
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"I don't know who Ethereum is or why he's selling rugs but we'll catch this guy."
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The $SNM community is proud that their hard work shilling has paid off.
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The man removed his last $24 ($7 after gas) and sat in silence for 10 minutes.
"The last time there was FUD, the token I was holding went down 90% in 4 minutes."
Step 1: Don't ever mention cryptocurrency.
Dust to dust.
The moron's masterclass in staying poor - beginners welcome.
The SnailMoon team will be paying outright for the development of the bridge, with costs expected to amount to around $12.
Friends of the investor have been forced to explain what the green numbers and plus sign meant.
This revelation has caused confusion as many investors had assumed that "inu" was simply a random string of letters that sounded cool.
"We were not aware that developers were offering to create an Ethereum bridge for $5 on our platform."
Armstrong's new financial advisor Candy will be in charge of the newly raised legal funds.
Heart beat out fierce competition from the likes of Azuki, Yuga Labs, and whoever keeps launching all those shitcoin farms.
"My Tesla was able to automatically change my destination to the bank so I could declare bankruptcy."
“Hoarding personal data and influencing elections is fine, but stealing IP is something we cannot condone."