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Solana Foundation Announces Release of World's Fastest Toaster
The toaster is said to handle speeds of up to 2TPS (toast per second).
The real SnailMoon.
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The toaster is said to handle speeds of up to 2TPS (toast per second).
$SNM
Law enforcement made the arrest after a brisk 45-second bicycle chase.
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After a 10-second discussion with himself, local man decided $SHIT was the best financial decision.
$SNM
SnailMoon has never even heard of SafeMoon according to the team.
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"If you'd seen my 40,000+ shitcoin transactions in Metamask, you'd understand."
$SNM
The record was celebrated by the four people still active in the Telegram chat.
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"I don't know who Ethereum is or why he's selling rugs but we'll catch this guy."
$SNM
The $SNM community is proud that their hard work shilling has paid off.
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The man removed his last $24 ($7 after gas) and sat in silence for 10 minutes.
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"The last time there was FUD, the token I was holding went down 90% in 4 minutes."
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Step 1: Don't ever mention cryptocurrency.
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Dust to dust.