Numerous reports indicate that a local man has bought the absolute all-time high for SpongebobHarryPotterInuToken ($SHIT) despite several warnings from himself not to do it.
"What if it just kept going up?", local man told reporters.
"I mean it didn't, it immediately dropped by 76% and I lost 2 Eth but it might have done. People in Telegram kept telling me to eat the $SHIT dip but that was all I had."
Despite losing 2 Eth in 5 minutes, local man claims he has not learned anything from this experience and plans to do it again in the near future.
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