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Local Man Flees Country Instead Of Trying To Calculate His Crypto Taxes
"If you'd seen my 40,000+ shitcoin transactions in Metamask, you'd understand."
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Local Man Unable To Sleep After Losing $10 On Rug
Friends of the local man tried to warn him that Magic Carpet 2 was most likely a rug.
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Local Man Realizes He Shouldn't Have Spent 300K On A Picture Of A Monkey
The BAYC price has seen a sharp decline in recent weeks as holders realized they were just pictures of monkeys.
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Local Man Buys Bottom Of The Bear Market
To celebrate, the local man has taken out a loan for a new campervan with his house as collateral.
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Local Man Awarded Honorary Economics Degree After Being In Crypto For 5 Minutes
Professors were impressed by his analysis of macroeconomic trends, liquidity cycles, and the PoopyBumCheese Inu chart.
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Local Man Goes Outside
It was actually quite nice.
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Local Man Gets Job Again
After months of successful crypto trading, one local man returns to work.
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Local Man Sleeps On Token, Wakes Up In Profit
"I bought some tokens and went to sleep - I didn't do anything special."
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Local Man Realizes He's At A Clown Convention
The crypto meet-up was reportedly held in the building next door.
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Local Man Buys Rug
How one local man found happiness in a rug.
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Local Man Realizes He Has No Idea How Crypto Works After Trying To Explain It To A Friend
It's like a bunch of computers right... and they all go to work with each other.
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Local Man Unsure if Bull Run is Starting or Global Economy About to Collapse
Conflicting reports from several non-financial advisors on Twitter are creating confusion.
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Local Man Buys All-Time High Despite Several Warnings From Himself
After a 10-second discussion with himself, local man decided $SHIT was the best financial decision.
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Local Man Buys High and Sells Low
Man from local finds a unique trading strategy.
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Local Man Buys Dip
Sauces close to local man claim it was delicious.
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Local Man Buys SnailMoon
Local man happy with his purchase of SnailMoon after being shilled it on Twitter