Local Man Buys Bottom Of The Bear Market
To celebrate, the local man has taken out a loan for a new campervan with his house as collateral.
Multiple sources are reporting that a local man has bought the bottom of the crypto bear market and is now on his way to making weekend-altering money.
"I knew it, I called it yesterday but no one believed me, I bet they'd all listened now," the local man told reporters.
Critics of the local man claim that he's been calling for the bull market every day for the past two years and that he was bound to be right eventually.
The local man, undeterred by his critics, has already taken out a loan for a new campervan that he assumes he'll be able to pay off with his new bull run money.
Analysts are calling for cautious optimism in the wake of the recent cryptocurrency price rally.
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