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Local Man Dies After Selling SnailMoon Early

Doctors reportedly missed a diagnosis of bitchpaperhandedness thinking it was sensible profit taking.

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Mar 15, 2023 — 1 min read

In a tragic turn of events, a man has reportedly died from chronic stupidity after selling the SnailMoon ($SNM) cryptocurrency token early.

Emergency services were reportedly called to the resident's address at the early hours of the morning. Paramedics found the deceased lying next to his phone with the CoinMarketCap page still open.

Relatives of the deceased told SnailMoon News he couldn't hold a token for more than three days.

The SnailMoon team has sent 4 $SNM tokens to pay for the funeral.

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