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Local Man Sleeps On Token, Wakes Up In Profit

"I bought some tokens and went to sleep - I didn't do anything special."

SnailMoon

Jun 7, 2023 — 1 min read

Scientists are calling it a once-in-a-million occurrence. A local man went to sleep after buying an Ethereum memecoin and actually woke up in profit.

After trading shitcoins for 27 hours straight, the local man collapsed from exhaustion. By falling asleep he had broken the cardinal rule in shitcoin trading - never go to sleep holding a token.

To his surprise, he woke up to a green candle and had somehow made a profit.

The local man's story has baffled experts. They have no idea how the man was able to make a profit by simply sleeping on a token.

"This is a once-in-a-million occurrence," said Dr. Linda Shitecoin, a leading cryptocurrency expert. "I've never seen anything like it."

Some people have speculated that the local man may have been lucky. Others have suggested that he may have used insider information to make his investment. However, the local man has denied any wrongdoing.

"I'm just a regular guy," he said. "I bought some tokens and went to sleep. I didn't do anything special."