After monitoring the chart of a risky shitcoin investment for the past 5 days, only taking time to sleep, one man has been rugged the moment he stepped away from the computer to take a shower.
The man promptly removed his last $24 ($7 after gas) and sat in silence for 10 minutes.
"Am I surprised? No. Will I do it again? Absolutely," the man told reporters. "I bought the dip four times because they had promised a utility reveal but now that I think about it, I'm not sure what the utility could be for ElonXDoge."
After a brief moment of reflection, the man proceeded to ape his remaining funds into another unverified contract on the DEXTools live pairs page.
$SNM Contract Address (ERC-20)