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BitBoy Celebrates With Legal Team After Raising $200,000
Armstrong's new financial advisor Candy will be in charge of the newly raised legal funds.
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Police Report They Still Haven't Found That One Guy Rugging Everyone
"I don't know who Ethereum is or why he's selling rugs but we'll catch this guy."
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Project Rugs While Man Has First Shower In 5 Days
The man removed his last $24 ($7 after gas) and sat in silence for 10 minutes.
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Community Panic Holds
"The last time there was FUD, the token I was holding went down 90% in 4 minutes."
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How To Not Sound Unemployed: A Crypto Investor's Guide
Step 1: Don't ever mention cryptocurrency.
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Local Man Holds Shitcoin Until Heat Death Of The Universe
Dust to dust.
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Top 10 Ways To Soft FUD Your Investments In Telegram Chat
The moron's masterclass in staying poor - beginners welcome.
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Crypto Investor Confused By Green Number In His Portfolio
Friends of the investor have been forced to explain what the green numbers and plus sign meant.
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Investors Shocked To Discover "Inu" Means Dog In Japanese
This revelation has caused confusion as many investors had assumed that "inu" was simply a random string of letters that sounded cool.
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Tesla Adds 2nd Display For Shitcoin Trading
"My Tesla was able to automatically change my destination to the bank so I could declare bankruptcy."
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Jerome Powell Accidentally Leaves Money Printer On All Weekend
Powell is expected to raise interest rates by 950 basis points to begin to combat the resulting inflation.
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Probably Nothing Revealed To Be Nothing
To add to the holder's disappointment, there wasn't something big coming either.
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Meme Coin Developers Officially Run Out Of Token Names
"How about a shit sequel?"
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r/CryptoCurrency Users Conflicted Over Which Wrong Coin To Back For Next Bull Run
Insiders claim that teams will do whatever they can to ensure their coin doesn't become a favorite of the subreddit.
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Genius Developer Creates Token Named After Thing That Just Happened
World-renowned developer shitoshi strikes gold again.
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Dev Comes Back
A Telegram community has been left confused after a dev re-appeared once his token started pumping.