Today, Gary Gensler, Chairman of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission was informed by his staff that hair is, in fact, not a security.
"I thought you needed to be a licensed barber to have hair. Which one of you told me I needed to walk around looking like a 16th-century monk?" Gensler was overheard asking his team.
After learning the news, Chairman Gensler decided to grow back his hair and even experiment with a few styles.
"People keep asking me which hairstyle I prefer but I just can't decide, I change my mind every day," Gary told reporters.
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