Today, DEXTools released their updated score for the US Dollar. Down 1 point from last month, the dollar now has a 3 out of 99 score.
Chair of the Federal Reserve, Jerome Powell is reportedly furious with the rating.
"Why have we been deducted points for a mint function? We don't even use it that much."
"Well, maybe we do but still," Powell told reporters.
The 3 points were apparently given for still being able to trade USD for Bitcoin and Ethereum.
The Federal Reserve has reportedly already paid DEXTools 0.5 Eth to update their socials in the hope of raising their rating. If that fails, Powell insists they will mint some more USD, trade it for some more Eth, and then get DEXTools trending as a last resort.