Local Man Sh*ts Himself After Not Buying SnailMoon
Potential Early investor of the $SNM token tragically sh*ts himself after not buying when he first saw it.
In an unfortunate turn of events, a man in his mid-30s defecated in his own pants after deciding not to invest in the latest cryptocurrency memecoin, SnailMoon.
The man, who wished to remain anonymous, told reporters that he had been following the rise of SnailMoon for weeks, but ultimately decided not to invest due to concerns about its legitimacy.
"I just couldn't shake the feeling that something wasn't right," the man said. "I mean, a cryptocurrency based on snails and the moon? It sounded too good to be true."
However, after seeing the value of SnailMoon skyrocket in just a few days, the man began to regret his decision. He spent hours refreshing his investment account, watching in horror as the value of SnailMoon continued to rise.
"It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion," the man said. "I knew I had made a huge mistake, but I couldn't bring myself to do anything about it."
Eventually, the stress and anxiety became too much for the man to handle. He felt a rumbling in his stomach, and before he knew it, he had sh*t his own pants.
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